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George Bush-Lee
George Bush-I'm a really big fan
George Bush-He's a real American

If Nofx thinks he's not thier President
Thier gonna have to move out of the U.S
he's a real American
He will conquer Saddam

Chorus

People laugh and poke fun
He's as smart as the average texan
hes no idiot
he'll kick Al Quida's butt

Chorus

France is for Fags-Devin
Fance is for Faggs-Nanananana
So why don't you move to france

stop trying to hit on me
stop showing me that gay pornography
that i don't want to see
chorus
don't try to turn me gay
i'll never have sex with you guys
doesn't matter what you say
chorus-i'm not a homophobe i just hate the french
chorus



Tahitian Treet-RX
Tahitian Treet-Your so Sweet
I wanna have your baby

buy you at the corner store
always end up wanting more
sweet baby your not a whore
i wanna have your baby
i love you tahitian treet

chorus

you come in a can
sweet baby your not a man
you give me a tan/baby your never bland
i wanna have your baby
i love you tahitian treat

chorus
 
JIMI HENDRIX SUCKS-Lee
Jimi Hendrix Sucks awo-awo-awo

If you stop taking acid everyday
i bet that purple haze would go away
you play your guitar upside down
and you make such horrible sounds
Chorus
You taught yourself how to play guitar
thinking you could make it far
the stoners thought that you were great
everyone knows your second rate
chorus
could have been great in the side show
in the music business your a joke
luckily you died at an early age
now you'd be working minimum wage
chorus-3 minute bass solo
i know i come off as a bitter guy
but you can't be too good if your always high
jimi hendrix was a moron
and i'm glad that he is gone
chorus


Skinhead Larry-Devin/Lee
Skinhead Larry-He's real Scary-He'll punch you between the eyes
Skinhead Larry-He's a fairy-he loves doing interior design

Lives by his skinhead matra
listens to frank sinatra
give you a bloody nose
designs womens clothes

Chorus

He cries of white power
but inside he's a flower
friends think hes a nazi
wants to be liberachi

chorus

Skinhead Larry


I hate Yoko Oh-No-Lee
I hate yoko ono
broke up the beatles
i hate yoko ono
i wanna stab her with needles

Married john lennon now shes really rich
everytime i see her it makes me sick
she is worse than courtney love
suing paul mcartney i have had enough
Chorus
shes no muse just right time right place
if i ever see her i wanna punch her in the face
i'll be glad when shes dead and gone
never make it to heaven to hang with john
chorus
Yoko Yoko-Oh NO

Hermione
Shes a mudblood but i don't care
shes a mudblood but shes so fair

i'll keep her in my pocket
i'll straighten out her hair
people will laugh at me
but i don't even care
chrous
people say its creepy
and i know that its true
but the again whats a guy
in love supposed to do
chorus

Hermione
will you be mine? PLEASE



Emo is for little girls-Lee
Emo is for little girls-Just like you

Your all so prissy-your all so nice
your all so intouch-with your feminine side
Prance around the stage-like Ms. Universe
you must think your-not gettting worse
chorus
your so petite-and so small
when i look at you-i wanna break your jaw
nah nah nah-nah nah nah
blah blah blah-blah blah blah
chorus

Lost in the Ghetto
Lost in the Ghetto
Don't know where to go

we were having fun
4 white guys in a car
then were lost in the ghetto
way after dark
chorus
3 o clock in the morning
i'm gonna need a shrink
lost in the ghetto
drug dealers on the street
chorus
what a way to end
such a perfect day
lost in the ghetto
can't find the highway
chorus



Ben Weasel-Lee
Ben Weasel has corrupted me
i read his books and listened to his music
and now i see
all that is wrong with the punk scene

But i can't stop-listening to him
what is up-i can't quit

his twisted views-and downset moods
have become my own-and now i want a leather jacket
and white allstars

chorus

It may not be so bad-it helped my songwriting
and i am glad-that i listened to
and read ben weasel